I’m into golden showers he declared. Ok I said that’s fine.
Do you need a piss right now? Actually I do. Great would you let me listen to it he requested. Yeah sure you can.
I went to the toilet. We chatted chit chat as I did. As I sat on the toilet the caller asked me a series of piss related questions. It was like an interview lol
Q. Have you got a big bladder? A. Yes I make sure I drink two litres a day.
Q. Do you ever feel like you’re going to piss yourself before you get to a toilet? A. Yes
Q.Do you need to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet? A. No I dont
Q. So if you need a massive piss in the morning can I ring and hear it tomorrow morning? A. No I’m sorry my son is around
Its ok he said. Can I listen now. Yes you can. I put the phone towards the toilet. Had a piss. When I finished I asked if he heard. He said yes I loved it. He then thanked me and left.
Man sometimes my job is odd! Lol