Don’t be stupid, like I’d fuck you!

First words

“Are you curvy” yes I said, why? “I wanna fuck a fat bitch. I wanna slap her fat ass while I fuck it, meet me today?”

“fuck off you wanker”

The end

Ok so I know that was blunt. But how fucking dare he think I’d just jump and go oh yes please. I will come and fuck a complete stranger who Iv never seen. For free!  I might add.

Bye!

13 thoughts on “Don’t be stupid, like I’d fuck you!

  1. Ok, you made me chuckle. I think your business exposes you to a greater percentage of idiots than most. But you have to admit his loving and respectful greeting was tactful and likely would work 99% of the time! lol. Fortunately you came to your senses in time enough to realize he was somewhat bent and you stopped this budding and oh so tender romance!

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